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Qatar’s Emir Takes Brief Break From Using Tucker Carlson as Hand Puppet

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January 5, 2026 No Comments

IDF Discovers Mohammed El-Kurd’s Closet in Gaza Tunnel

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January 22, 2024 No Comments

Netflix Presents: “Me, Myself & Maree” (Satire)

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November 21, 2023 No Comments

Archaeologists Discover Amer Zahr’s Last Good Joke

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August 18, 2022 No Comments

Peter Beinart Builds Bi-National State in Minecraft And Moves There

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February 22, 2022 No Comments

Peter Beinart Named Israel’s Next Top Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

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July 8, 2021 No Comments

“Ariel Gold Breaks Quarantine With the Voices in Her Head”

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April 16, 2020 No Comments

My Nation of Islam Security Detail Said That I’m Not a Bigot, by Linda Sarsour

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December 12, 2018 No Comments

This Hanukkah, I’m Gonna Gaslight You for 8 Days! By Linda Sarsour

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December 3, 2018 No Comments

With My Magic Glasses, I Can’t See the Antisemites in My Party, by Chuck Schumer

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November 14, 2018 No Comments

Ahed Tamimi Wakes Up From Nightmare Where She Was in an Arab Jail

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October 10, 2018 No Comments

Michael Chabon Revisits the Story of Abraham

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September 19, 2018 No Comments

Mocking Nike? He Just Did It!

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September 7, 2018 No Comments

Natalie Portman’s New Film Set in Parallel Universe Where She Doesn’t Say Dumb Sh*t

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August 4, 2018 No Comments

Play George Galloway/Ken Livingstone Bingo!

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June 28, 2018 No Comments

Obama Wins 2nd Nobel Prize for Creating the Israeli-Saudi Alliance

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June 22, 2018 No Comments

But Mr. Haniyeh, Why is My Bus Ticket to the March of Return Only One-Way?

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May 14, 2018 No Comments

Jewish Voice for Peace Presents: Woke Seder 2018

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March 25, 2018 2 Comments

As a Lefty Jew, How Do I Feel About Farrakhan? Hey Look! A Squirrel!

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March 13, 2018 No Comments

I Don’t Hate Jews, I’m Just anti-Zioni…..Aww Screw It. Go Farrakhan!

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March 7, 2018 1 Comment

The Daily Freier Helps Reem Assil Choose a Mural for Her New Restaurant

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February 23, 2018 1 Comment

Khameini is in Trouble! Quick, Let’s Fly Him $1.7 Billion Stacked on Pallets!

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January 6, 2018 No Comments

Iran Names its Newest Ballistic Missile in Honor of Ben Rhodes

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December 17, 2017 1 Comment

Abbas Slams Israel’s Disproportionate Response to Tomorrow’s Spontaneous Riots Against Embassy Move

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December 6, 2017 No Comments

Screenshotting My Old Tweets is Racist, by Linda Sarsour

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November 15, 2017 3 Comments

Cutting Costs, The Forward Now Just Links Straight to Linda Sarsour’s Twitter Feed

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November 5, 2017 1 Comment

The Tablet’s Real Apology for Harvey Weinstein Article

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October 11, 2017 1 Comment

Great Moments in European Union Counter-Terror: The Entebbe Raid

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September 5, 2017 3 Comments

Colin Kapaernik Still Doesn’t Have a Job, Because Palestine. By Linda Sarsour

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August 26, 2017 13 Comments

BREAKING: Inventors of the Suicide Bomb Dislike Metal Detectors

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July 23, 2017 7 Comments

Jews on Temple Mount Feeling Lost and Confused Without Wakf Escorts

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July 18, 2017 4 Comments

So How Do You Fake a Hunger Strike During Ramadan?

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May 27, 2017 1 Comment

Hey Dad? Next Yom Kippur Can I Fast “Marwan Barghouti Style?”

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May 8, 2017 4 Comments

New York Times Exclusive: An Op-Ed by Singer-Songwriter Charles Manson

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April 18, 2017 2 Comments

Quiz: Is it a Peter Beinart Op-Ed or Taylor Swift Breakup Song?

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March 9, 2017 3 Comments

Critics Fear Trump Mid-East Policy May Cause Renewed Outbreak of Thomas Friedman

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February 27, 2017 3 Comments

Peter Beinart’s Bible Study Body

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February 2, 2017 2 Comments

Wait, I’m No Longer The Most Disloyal Lawmaker in Israel?

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December 26, 2016 3 Comments

Peter Beinart Criticizes Israel For Its Lack of Interest in Peter Beinart (Satire)

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November 15, 2016 17 Comments

Woman Who Chose to Marry Anthony Weiner Thinks AIPAC Is Tacky

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October 13, 2016 5 Comments

Palestinian Unilaterally Disengages From British Man-Date

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September 14, 2016 4 Comments

The Karate Kid, Part IV: The Appeasement

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August 7, 2016 2 Comments

Guest Post (Daily Freier): Electronic Intifada Says Tomorrow’s Suicide Bomber “Not Even Very Religious”

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July 17, 2016 3 Comments

Guest Post (Daily Freier): “I Can’t Believe Corbyn Would Say That” Said Nobody

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July 1, 2016 1 Comment

Guest Post (Daily Freier): Our Baseball Team Forfeited To JV

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June 17, 2016 3 Comments