But you know what? I am not a bigot! And you know who has my back on this? The Nation of Islam Security Team that we hired for the Women's March!
Some Hanukkah satire from the Daily Freier
When I slip on these magic glasses, I can't see that the Democratic Party just elected a Congresswoman from Minnesota who said that "Evil Israel" hypnotized the world!
“So in this dream, Real Madrid didn’t give me a jersey when I got out of the Arab prison…. come to think of it, in my dream I never get out of prison."
The latest satire from the Daily Freier
The electrified crowd burst into applause when Mr. Obama strode into the room to accept his prize. "Please excuse my lateness, I was leading from behind...Then again, we are the one we've been waiting for."
"Maybe I could work in the Hamas Headquarters Bunker underneath Gaza Hospital! That seems like a nice job."
The parody Mossad guy introduces the Mossad. Well, his version of it, at least
A "guest post" by Linda Sarsour
It just made sense to cut out the middleman and bring Linda's woke tweets directly to the Forward's woke audience
In the immortal words of the great Rabbinical sage George of Costanza, "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"